baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

spookasaur:

IM LAUGJING SO HARD the picture looks so sleek and professional with the lighting but ITS A SPOOKY DOGE

greatwhiteprivilege:

*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*

buzzfeed:

15 Of The Most Empowering Things Emma Watson Has Ever Said

Why are you wearing a hair net?

babynectar:

Now I can slit throats

lohanthony:

damaseas:

SCREAMING

I DEADASS CANNOT STOP WATCHING THIS

lohanthony:

*auditions for x-factor*

*enters stage*

*clears throat*

*takes deep breath*

lohanthony’s video of the weee-eek

*drops mic*

*leaves*


posted on 02.10.2014 at 7:52 via lohanthony with 2,871 notes -- reblog

relahvant:

beefmilk2:

you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

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what do

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tastefullyoffensive:

Tumblr in one picture. [via]

hubedihubbe:

Corporal cleaning and napping with kittens (or trying to)
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Rivaille - alternatefiction
Photo - hubedihubbe

selectables:

F is for friends who don’t talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

© OCTOMOOSEY