I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
IM LAUGJING SO HARD the picture looks so sleek and professional with the lighting but ITS A SPOOKY DOGE
*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*
Why are you wearing a hair net?
Now I can slit throats
I DEADASS CANNOT STOP WATCHING THIS
*auditions for x-factor*
*takes deep breath*
lohanthony’s video of the weee-eek
you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you
Tumblr in one picture. [via]
F is for friends who don’t talk to you.
U is for Ur alone.
N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.